• Me: leaves a photoshoot half way through to go punch seagulls and shake bushes for energy
  • trust-me-im-satan:

    when people start getting close to your friends

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    deaneggsandsam:

    when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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    "on your left (boob)"
    chris evans, probably (via stuckv)